Starter chaos
Teaser Sack
$49
A compact little menace for a pregame, date night, or any duo with questionable judgment.
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Full Shop
Pick the sack that best matches your intended level of regret.
This is the expanded catalog view. Real checkout comes later. Right now the mission is to sell the fantasy hard enough that the founders immediately want the thing to exist.
Best seller probably
Hot Mess Sack
$99
The all-purpose crowd pleaser. Loud photos, faster bonding, and a complete collapse of dignity in under 20 minutes.
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Birthday fuel
Bad Decisions Sack
$129
Built for mixed crews, bar crawls, birthdays, and anybody who keeps saying, 'we should do something fun tonight.'
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Elite nonsense
VIP Sack
$199
Premium alter egos for the people who want the night to look expensive and chaotic at the same time.
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