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Pick a theme
Yacht Trash, Cougar Energy, Divorce Party — find the vibe that matches the chaos you're planning.
Become someone else for the night.
Instant alter egos for bad ideas, great stories, and the exact moment a normal night turns into group-chat history.
Browse Themes
6 party themes
From yacht trash to champagne damage.
4 to 12 wigs per sack
Even split. Men and women.
Pick a theme, pick a size
That simple. No decisions harder than that.
Themes
Pick your alter ego.
Every theme is a vibe. Pick one, choose how many wigs, and let the night write itself.
Yacht Trash
Nautical poor decisions, windproof confidence.
Cougar Energy
Silk blouses, sharp one-liners, and deeply suspicious confidence.
Divorce Party
Celebrate your freedom with confetti, champagne, and zero regrets.
Seduce & Confuse
Dark corners, dangerous smirks, and plausible deniability.
Studio 54 Relapse
Disco balls, platform shoes, and the kind of confidence that starts wars on the dance floor.
Champagne Damage
Golden hour, golden hair, golden decisions you will not remember making.
How It Works
Three steps to a legendary night.
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Pick your size
Starter (4 wigs, $49), Party (8 wigs, $99), or Full Send (12 wigs, $199). Always evenly split men + women.
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Become someone else
Wigs arrive. Names get invented. Photos get taken. The group chat will never recover.
Gallery
Proof of life, proof of concept, proof that wigs change everything.
Portraits, pairs, crowd shots, and exactly the kind of camera-roll evidence this brand is built to create.
Testimonials
What happened after the wigs came out.
“I bought this as a joke and now our whole group has wig names, lore, and a recurring annual trip.”
“Within twelve minutes, my husband was called Gina Sparkle and negotiating shots for strangers. Five stars.”
“The cursed note option turned a bachelorette gift into a legally memorable event.”
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Get on the list for future drops, subscriptions, and wig-based bad ideas.
Subscriptions are coming soon. Until then, join the list and be first in line when fresh alter egos land.
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